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Nothing Kool in here..

As you will probably notice, this page sucks. Damn it sucks bad. It got nothing in it and nothing make sense at all. So why do I keep it online? It's because I am a lamer, a big loser that all.

Master Minh Phan is not working on his lame homepage anymore. Don't check back later..this page will stay the same for the next 29 years. Man, I sure hope that the color of the texts makes your eyes blurry. I certainly hope that the ugly background image make you feel uncomfortable and leave. And I'm most definitely hope that the animated gifs. make you go cross eyed. The master is ready for the final showdown...long time ago

Best view with a computer and monitor...recommended system:HP Pavilion 7295V...recommended connection speed: T1

This boring homepage is never under construction.. I just put that Man At Work sign there because I thought it looks lame

This page is voted LAMEST by my sister...but Ren & Stimpy gave this page four palms up.

If you are bore already..click on the button to go back the page that you were previously on

Lamest experienced with

Galleries of other stars..Don't bother look they are all ugly and none of them are naked

The Glamorous Linda Wong Hinh-Pinh	The Sensual Venorica Yip Yuk-Hing	The Sizzling Paoline Chan Po-Lin
My Favorite, Vivian Lai Sui-Yan	The Alluring Winnie Lau Siu-Wai	The Gorgeous Christy Chung Lai-Tai

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This is kool..my personal section

Information and pictures of mine

A Picture of my ugly cousin

My Kung-Fu siu-fu

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Navigate the Net with my final release Kool Quick Search version 23424.2324:

( There're about 231454 reported bugs in this version..Final release 2315.00 is coming soon)

(Check it out)

Search Alta Vista: in Standard Formin Compact Formin Detailed Form in the WebUsenet Search Infoseek: in the Web Select Sites Usenet Company E-mail Timely News Web FAQs Or visit a random place, and go to the black page.

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What do you think about my page? Don't care Lamer than Beavis and Butt-Head The Best in the Net Which one of these leading browsers sucks more? Is this a trick question? Netscape Navigator 3.0 sucks more Internet Explorer 3.01 sucks more Fool, these browsers are awesome They suck equally

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Note that the ring images are copyrighted. If you plan to use them elsewhere, you must have a link to this Asian site and a line images by Yang Heng Siou [email protected].

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